FOURTH EXCERPT FROM MY NOVEL,
ON THE WAY BACK, PUBLISHED BY THE
WEEKENDER SUPPLEMENT OF SINT MAARTEN'S
THE DAILY HERALD ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2011
I am the Dragon, and I
have come to tell you a secret.
My real name belongs to
my father, Nathaniel Jones. We both bear the exact same name, the exact same
curse. There isn’t even a distinguishing Jr between us. One night, many
generations ago, during a family reunion somewhere in the middle of Missouri,
one of the Jones women called out for Junior. At that point, father,
grandfather and son simultaneously got up from the table to attend to the call.
That night, it was decided that no other Jones would ever use the qualifying
annex behind his proper name. Fifty years later, the second son of the youngest
of the Joneses present in that family reunion filled out the forms that
acknowledged the legitimacy of a baby born from a German girl with sparkly blue
eyes, dubbing him Nathaniel Jones. Not Nathaniel Jones V. Not Nathaniel Jones,
Jr – partly because he, the father, was himself not called Nathaniel, but
Horace. Simply Nathaniel Jones.
As soon as I heard that
stupid tale, at the age of eight, I, Dragon Jones, first and only son of such
Nathaniel, refused to follow the unimaginative tradition of the family that
abandoned my father long before the blueprints of my being could be sketched in
the ducts of his testes. It was then that I acquired the identity of a man who
would forever be taken for a Welsh peasant. I, Dragon Jones, am not
Welsh. In fact, I’m half-German – twice: my father, half-American, really
German, met my mother, half-German, really Australian, in the place where I was
born: the Federal Republic of West Germany. When my family discovered the fact
that a country with soaring economic growth doesn’t necessarily provide the
entirety of its inhabitants with economic wellbeing, they decided to move to a
place where they could put to use their Teutonic American and thick Australian
accents. The closest one was England. I don’t feel identified with any of these
countries; none of those nationalities seem to apply to me. However, given that
very few people in England know either my real name or the bizarre dimension of
my true story, very few people in England believe me when I say that I am
unequivocally not Welsh (after all, is there
anything more Welsh than Dragon Jones?).
Nevertheless, in due time, I learned that it was better to be what I was not,
than to be what people wouldn’t believe I was, so I embraced the motto rather
Welsh than German (if only marginally) and
stopped asserting what it was that I wasn’t.